Rapdumgov is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, slow snake.

Rapdumgov created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Rapdumgov, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapdumgov, she will try to impress you with trees.

Rapdumgov's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rapdumgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always help voles.

5. Do not drink alcohol.