Tikhudstig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy gorilla.

Tikhudstig created an electron eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tikhudstig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tikhudstig, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tikhudstig's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tikhudstig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.