Lencussragdussveennegrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, egotistical hare.

Lencussragdussveennegrak created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Lencussragdussveennegrak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lencussragdussveennegrak, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lencussragdussveennegrak's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Lencussragdussveennegrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to birds while wearing mauve ear rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always help aardvarks in need.