Govbedyok is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, happy wyvern.

Govbedyok created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Govbedyok, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govbedyok, he will turn you into a rat.

Govbedyok's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Govbedyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to rats while wearing shoes.

2. Run away from black swans, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Govbedyok eight times a day.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Do not chop down trees.