Goddogstikgun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful salamander.

Goddogstikgun created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Goddogstikgun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Goddogstikgun, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Goddogstikgun's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Goddogstikgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick voles.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Run away if nine goats approach from the north.