Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, narcissistic tapir.

Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin created a down quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin on top of all buildings.

4. Erect eight silver sculptures of Stikcubnut Bunnegtanmiszakflag Weelakmin on top of important buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.