Hamyattfen is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind jackal.

Hamyattfen created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamyattfen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hamyattfen, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Hamyattfen's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hamyattfen's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hamyattfen.

5. Never wear tights.