Tafflagfum is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid wyvern.

Tafflagfum created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafflagfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tafflagfum, it will send you a sign.

Tafflagfum's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tafflagfum's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tafflagfum.

2. Always help pigs.

3. Tafflagfum loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never bounce near seals.