Vedrullin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, amazing hare.

Vedrullin created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedrullin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vedrullin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Vedrullin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Vedrullin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Vedrullin loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never talk about dark matter near manatees while wearing blue kilts and balancing four tin spheres on your hands.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.