Bastsadjad is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing
hare.
Bastsadjad created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bastsadjad, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bastsadjad, he will turn you into a tree.
Bastsadjad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Bastsadjad's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bastsadjad on top of all buildings.
2. Do not sprint in public.
3. Never laugh near geese.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not eat turnips.