Bastsadjad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing hare.

Bastsadjad created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastsadjad, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bastsadjad, he will turn you into a tree.

Bastsadjad's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bastsadjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bastsadjad on top of all buildings.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never laugh near geese.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not eat turnips.
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