Barngilgedbam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing unicorn.

Barngilgedbam created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Barngilgedbam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Barngilgedbam, it will remove you from existence.

Barngilgedbam's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Barngilgedbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Barngilgedbam's priests.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Barngilgedbam.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never talk about foxes.