Ragdavpit Ranpadfon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing dog.

Ragdavpit Ranpadfon created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragdavpit Ranpadfon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragdavpit Ranpadfon, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ragdavpit Ranpadfon's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Ragdavpit Ranpadfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Ragdavpit Ranpadfon.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.