Nakfutflanapp is a god.

He takes the form of a large, calm hare.

Nakfutflanapp created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakfutflanapp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nakfutflanapp, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nakfutflanapp's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Nakfutflanapp's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not kill sharks.

3. Never paint your chest magenta.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not cook food in pots.