Ingbaghat is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, fast aardvark.

Ingbaghat created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingbaghat, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingbaghat, she will turn you into a rock.

Ingbaghat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Ingbaghat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear yellow clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Ingbaghat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always obey Ingbaghat's priests.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Ingbaghat on top of important buildings.