Hubhinnurt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring capybara.

Hubhinnurt created matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubhinnurt, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hubhinnurt, it will have a low opinion of you.

Hubhinnurt's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Hubhinnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hubhinnurt.

5. Hubhinnurt must be the most important thing in your life.