Dibnig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unthoughtful crow.

Dibnig created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dibnig, she will turn you into a tree.

Dibnig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Dibnig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never paint your face green.