Watcinfat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, astonishing crane.

Watcinfat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watcinfat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Watcinfat, she will turn you into a mole.

Watcinfat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Watcinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never sprint near horses.

4. Do not take Watcinfat's name in vain.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near swans while wearing gray hats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your feet.