Cabtadjam is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, omnipotent octopus.

Cabtadjam created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabtadjam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabtadjam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cabtadjam's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cabtadjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never laugh in holy places.