Bifbud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, kind lobster.

Bifbud created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifbud, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bifbud, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bifbud's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bifbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bifbud in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Retreat if six sharks approach from the west.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.