Lincapnul is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering hamster.

Lincapnul created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Lincapnul, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lincapnul, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Lincapnul's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lincapnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never leap in the presence of mites.

3. Do not hurt shrews.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. You must pray to Lincapnul eight times a day.