Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciless fly.

Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap, she will destroy your home planet.

Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mot Bonkdibcem Gutsterdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never eat bark.