Cetbaggan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing hydra.

Cetbaggan created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetbaggan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Cetbaggan, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cetbaggan's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Cetbaggan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Run away from blue rats, for they are unholy.