Ortbimdub is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome wyvern.

Ortbimdub created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortbimdub, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ortbimdub, she will remove you from existence.

Ortbimdub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Ortbimdub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Ortbimdub on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ortbimdub.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

5. Run away if five pigs approach from the west.