Sadnurldag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, prudent dingo.

Sadnurldag created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnurldag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sadnurldag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sadnurldag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Sadnurldag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadnurldag.

2. Erect a giant red sculpture of Sadnurldag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.