Hunbannan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive squirrel.

Hunbannan created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbannan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hunbannan, she will torture you forever.

Hunbannan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Hunbannan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Never think ill of sick foxes.

4. Erect eight copper sculptures of Hunbannan on top of important buildings.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.