Gedjipbad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, narcissistic clam.

Gedjipbad created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Gedjipbad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedjipbad, it will turn you into a mole.

Gedjipbad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gedjipbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing magenta shorts and balancing five tin spheres on your head.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed lots of melons to nematodes while wearing fawn skirts.