Hugstragcen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring pig.

Hugstragcen created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugstragcen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hugstragcen, she will think nothing of it.

Hugstragcen's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Hugstragcen's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Run away from violet grasshopers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.