Yoklidbog Homquat is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, tranquil walrus.

Yoklidbog Homquat created a down quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yoklidbog Homquat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yoklidbog Homquat, she will be very sad.

Yoklidbog Homquat's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yoklidbog Homquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Put Yoklidbog Homquat first in all things.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Hide if three geese approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Yoklidbog Homquat.