Jadbimster is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating wyrm.

Jadbimster created a strange quark two years ago.

If you believe in Jadbimster, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jadbimster, he will turn you into a plant.

Jadbimster's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Jadbimster's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow kilts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.