Mapnullstan is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate alligator.

Mapnullstan created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnullstan, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mapnullstan, it will strike you with lightening.

Mapnullstan's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mapnullstan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Mapnullstan seven times a day.

2. Run away from turquoise sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about moons.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapnullstan.