Targdot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast chinchilla.

Targdot created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Targdot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Targdot, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Targdot's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Targdot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always help sick ducks.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never feed lots of bread to eagles while wearing blue shirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.