Capflanfig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unthinking dove.

Capflanfig created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capflanfig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Capflanfig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Capflanfig's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Capflanfig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Worship no other gods but Capflanfig.

5. Always help porpoises in need.