Kingiglib is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous tortoise.

Kingiglib created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kingiglib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kingiglib, it will cry a lot.

Kingiglib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kingiglib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Kingiglib's priests.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never talk about asteroids.