Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, capable hedgehog.

Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Retreat if four whales approach from the north.

5. Do not take Cabditmigpibmitbotpibsan's name in vain.