Dotpanghan is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fussy walrus.

Dotpanghan created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpanghan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dotpanghan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dotpanghan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Dotpanghan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Put Dotpanghan first in all things.

4. You must pray to Dotpanghan six times a day.

5. You must never eat corn.