Bissnelfet is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating meerkat.

Bissnelfet created the Sol system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissnelfet, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bissnelfet, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bissnelfet's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bissnelfet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never feed peanuts to rats while wearing purple stockings.