Jinmoncuss is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, caring deer.

Jinmoncuss created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinmoncuss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jinmoncuss, he will turn you into a goat.

Jinmoncuss' most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Jinmoncuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Never talk about eagles.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Jinmoncuss.