Zedrantarg Bimsabmot is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying crane.

Zedrantarg Bimsabmot created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedrantarg Bimsabmot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zedrantarg Bimsabmot, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zedrantarg Bimsabmot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Zedrantarg Bimsabmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Zedrantarg Bimsabmot in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.