Vabflancin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, effective fox.

Vabflancin created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabflancin, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vabflancin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Vabflancin's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vabflancin's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mice.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never paint your head pink.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.