Bogkamgat is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical mongoose.

Bogkamgat created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogkamgat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogkamgat, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bogkamgat's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bogkamgat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogkamgat.

2. You must pray to Bogkamgat seven times a day.

3. Feed all hungry doves.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Put Bogkamgat first in all things.