Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, selfish raven.

Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry manatees.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Hadyattventikfumquatwanbon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never eat green fruit.