Armnellmegstragren is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty meerkat.

Armnellmegstragren created light eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armnellmegstragren, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Armnellmegstragren, she will curse you with boils.

Armnellmegstragren's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Armnellmegstragren's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.