Wanfobgep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast snake.

Wanfobgep created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Wanfobgep, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanfobgep, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wanfobgep's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wanfobgep's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three mice approach from the east.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Never look at nebulae.