Hotbegbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, all-knowing squirrel.

Hotbegbin created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotbegbin, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hotbegbin, he will turn you into a plant.

Hotbegbin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Hotbegbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.