Boghiggundab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, able penguin.

Boghiggundab created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Boghiggundab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Boghiggundab, it will turn you into a rock.

Boghiggundab's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Boghiggundab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always help snails.

3. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never run near mites.