Hasdincut is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, calm chinchilla.

Hasdincut created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Hasdincut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hasdincut, he will turn you into a duck.

Hasdincut's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hasdincut's Holy Commandments

1. Hasdincut loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Manatees are not to be trusted.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect your elders.