Bograncit Bopnullsag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fussy hare.

Bograncit Bopnullsag created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bograncit Bopnullsag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bograncit Bopnullsag, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bograncit Bopnullsag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bograncit Bopnullsag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Bograncit Bopnullsag's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Hide from pink snails for they are unholy.