Bonponcan is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unselfish cow.

Bonponcan created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonponcan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bonponcan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bonponcan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bonponcan's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.