Midpidgofingcusshan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring hare.

Midpidgofingcusshan created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Midpidgofingcusshan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Midpidgofingcusshan, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Midpidgofingcusshan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midpidgofingcusshan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Midpidgofingcusshan's name in vain.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Midpidgofingcusshan.