Narvolfob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered giraffe.

Narvolfob created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narvolfob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Narvolfob, she will not care at all.

Narvolfob's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Narvolfob's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Narvolfob.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about nebulae.