Gupcadlim is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient hummingbird.

Gupcadlim created light six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupcadlim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gupcadlim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gupcadlim's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Gupcadlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. You must love Gupcadlim.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Never write about black holes.