Logliddid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, dishonourable human.

Logliddid created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logliddid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Logliddid, she will turn you into a puffin.

Logliddid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Logliddid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near squirrels while wearing blue corsets and balancing three aluminium spheres on your face.

3. Put Logliddid first in all things.

4. Run away from brown seals, for they are unholy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.