Nabbumren is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced walrus.

Nabbumren created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Nabbumren, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nabbumren, it will refuse to believe in you.

Nabbumren's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nabbumren's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not kill swans.

5. You must love Nabbumren.