Kentarg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing crocodile.

Kentarg created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kentarg, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kentarg, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Kentarg's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kentarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from green ducks for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away if six shrews approach from the east.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.