Quafdonbog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Quafdonbog created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafdonbog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Quafdonbog, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quafdonbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Quafdonbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.