Spagdambog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, self-assured wombat.

Spagdambog created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Spagdambog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Spagdambog, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Spagdambog's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Spagdambog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Spagdambog.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Spagdambog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your head black.