Flagtifflap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless hydra.

Flagtifflap created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagtifflap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flagtifflap, he will throw large rocks at you.

Flagtifflap's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Flagtifflap's Holy Commandments

1. Flagtifflap loves frogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.