Yakdob is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy otter.

Yakdob created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakdob, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yakdob, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Yakdob's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yakdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never paint your legs fawn.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing red jumpers.

5. Never think ill of sick manatees.