Mabpoggub is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, ill-tempered goblin.

Mabpoggub created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Mabpoggub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabpoggub, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mabpoggub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Mabpoggub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never paint your hands pink.

4. Never wear fawn dresses.

5. Never talk about dark energy near bats while wearing cyan rings and balancing five gold spheres on your head.