Bafkencip is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak fox.

Bafkencip created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafkencip, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bafkencip, she will turn you into a sheep.

Bafkencip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bafkencip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Bafkencip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not take Bafkencip's name in vain.

5. Erect three gold sculptures of Bafkencip on top of important buildings.