Sidtofkan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, resourceful pigeon.

Sidtofkan created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtofkan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sidtofkan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Sidtofkan's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Sidtofkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never talk about gravity near dolphins while wearing mauve skirts.