Gilnarcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, benevolent dragonfly.

Gilnarcip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilnarcip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gilnarcip, it will turn you into a tree.

Gilnarcip's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gilnarcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gilnarcip in the centre of the settlement.