Liblegyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, effective parrot.

Liblegyak created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liblegyak, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Liblegyak, it will turn you into a hamster.

Liblegyak's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Liblegyak's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.