Yokvedjig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, unthinking bee.

Yokvedjig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokvedjig, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yokvedjig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yokvedjig's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yokvedjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails in need.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Never paint your back yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.