Jinjabfom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, slow lizard.

Jinjabfom created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jinjabfom, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jinjabfom, she will destroy your home solar system.

Jinjabfom's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Jinjabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jinjabfom on top of all buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.